The Customer is never right - you just have to twist your words to make it sound like they are.

When I worked at the bookstore my mantra was, "You can be demanding, you can be in a hurry, I can deal.... but you can't be both at the same time."
OH TWO DAYS AGO I SPENT 1HR 20 MIN WITH TECH SUPPORT PERTAINING TO MY E-MAIL PROBLEM I HAVE HAVE SINCE I BOUGHT THIS NEW COMPUTER DID IT GET FIXED???????
GOING TO DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT AGAIN BE BACK LATER TO LET
YOU ALL KNOW IF IT GOT FIXED TODAY.
HERE I GO.

One of my favorite signs....

Mine too ! !
The head of advertising sales for our local newspaper has had a big version of that on the front panel of his desk for years

I have never seen that one before!!! Not sure that would go over really well in an insurance office though...
One of my favorite signs....

I actually have that sign in my office!
(Absolutely nothing to do with this thread...)
Tricia - I could stare at your signature banner all day long.
