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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

Sing Along At The Opera.

Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day!

Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" This one has potential.

Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Its Called ... therapy.

Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

This gets said more often than you want to know.We also add this
we called the stork today he's coming to take you back where he found you.:haha:

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
So - - " those people" are just messing with the kids' minds - - good to know


Lisa -- DH was partial to the Cliff Huxtable ( Bill Cosby ) line when our son was 11 -12
"I am your father. I brought you into this world - and I can take you out. Turn around and make another one just like you ! "

One of my very favorite Cosby lines!!

It was even more fun being on the other end of the drive-thru intercom and asking folks "Will that be for here, or to go?"

My other way of breaking up the day was to use an accent... Boston, Jamaican, Irish, French, southern, whatever came out of my mouth.

True story.. during the early 70s there was a movement called Zero Population Growth, that urged families not to have more than two children (as you can tell they were highly successful ).

My brother, youngest of three, was about 8, heard the story and got distressed that he would have to be "let go".

And I'm sure, Margaux, that you didn't use that to your advantage at any point in time...

I used to tell my sister that she was adopted.

Siblings are so cruel!